When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."
"What a bitch."
by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009
Get the Stone-wall Jacksonmug. A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
by Leafthief4649 March 25, 2022
Get the Ketanji Brown Jacksonmug. A stupid show where immature 15 year olds work in the Fashion business, make ugly clothes and act like first graders and have terrible humor.
by truejacksonvpsucks October 14, 2009
Get the True Jackson VPmug. I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
by Morganism July 20, 2008
Get the samuel jackson beermug. by laurie February 2, 2004
Get the janet jackson's breastmug. A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.
it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.
Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.
it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.
Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.
Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*
Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*
Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?
by Brie Cheeze August 24, 2010
Get the True Jackson VPmug. A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
by woots September 3, 2006
Get the samuel l jacksonmug.