Italian Wedding

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

by toastingsubs May 11, 2011

Italian Coke

Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.

by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.

1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.

by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023