by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023

by the spinosaurs March 9, 2022

a place in miami where lots of street gangs hang out. if you say you are fro the golden in other neighborhoods, you most likely will get shot up and killed. if you go to golden glades and say you are a zoe, golden gang members will let off shots. watch out for those golden glades gangstaz.
by anonymous November 27, 2022

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!
by nmsderp April 25, 2025

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler
person two: wait your secretly who?
person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

by FadedIdentity September 18, 2017

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
