nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”

by fearjerr March 8, 2024

International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

International no shirt day

No shirt, no problem.

International no shirt day "no shirt on for a day"

by Annonguy8211 August 8, 2025

International Suck a Femboy Day

June 27th is the International Suck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy 1: Fuck! I can't believe tomorrow is International Suck a Femboy Day, I've been waiting all year for this day!
Guy 2: I know, dude. Wanna come over and let me celebrate with my head between your thighs? :3
Guy 1: Hehe let me get my favorite skirt! I’ll be there soon! (> ω <)

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025

International Yell At The Moon Day

A holiday in which you can, without consequence, shout vulgarities at the moon.

International Yell At The Moon Day takes place on November 14th.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

international titties ticket

a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this

person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes

by jackalob May 29, 2020

International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga

Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!

by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021