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bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.
"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."
by shmorn November 30, 2005
mugGet the bang my hammermug.

Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate
Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.
by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 31, 2011
mugGet the Mongolian Wet Hammermug.

Keegans Irish Hammer

A very large penis which the girls know by,"Keegans Irish Hammer"
"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"
by Keeganshammer October 18, 2008
mugGet the Keegans Irish Hammermug.

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.
Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.
by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006
mugGet the hammered dog shitmug.

MC Hammer

90's rapper who is really stupid but makes funny songs like I like big butts and Can't Touch this
du nu nuu nu nu nu nu Can't touch this I like big butts and i cannot lie
by TeddyFAT July 19, 2005
mugGet the MC Hammermug.

Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.
by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006
mugGet the Trojan War Hammermug.

Pulling/Dropping the Hammer

When engaging in drinking activities the initiator must make eye contact with another member of the table, They then reference to the ceiling by extending their arm to the sky. In one swift motion all members involved must drop their elbow to the table as if they were to have pulled a hammer down from the ceiling. All members taking part of the hammer pull must finish their drink. This was made popular by Kindrat and Sandberg Co
by Okanagan Girl January 29, 2022
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