social hooker

Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.

Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)

by ThatGuy over there April 13, 2014

Cannibal Hooker

Someone who is paid for sexual services and ends up trying to eat their client.

Sasha Lenea, Harris, Fadlon, is a cannibal hooker because she bit the tongue of her client, that was paying her for sex.

by leblac1234 November 27, 2018

Soggy Hooker

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.

The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.

by Iollann V July 5, 2019

cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

Hooters

Alex and Madison's future occupation

Hooters is definitely the only place that would hire those two tricks.

by Malex?!?!? October 17, 2008

Thai Hooker

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad

My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker

by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010

red hooker

A Red Hooker is one or an indivisual that attends Red Hook High School. Red Hookers are usually skanks and they hate they're rival town (Rhinebeck). Rhinebeck is a beautiful town with excellent shopping, excelling students in academics and sports, and has gorgeous students. Red Hookers are usually jelious of Rhinebeck's high sense of fashionable girls and they're capability to steal good looking Red Hook boys right from underneath them. And Yes bitch... we pop our collars.

A Red Hooker wears unmatching, tacky clothing.

by Collar Popper December 12, 2008