HMDFK?

acronym for How many people did you fuck K?

S: I thought you were MINE but HMDFK?
K: Plenty
S: Will you at least stop now? whatever I still LY.

by GetSpy December 19, 2020

Hmmm

Hmmm is the big gae

Wow, Its Hmmm, He's so gae

by Jordem December 20, 2020

Hmsp

Humongous monster sized penis

Like BDE(big dick energy) but 12x larger.

Jamal so fine and confident. I know he has that hmsp

by Facelessfam December 30, 2020

Hmm...syndrome

It is when you have so much to say, but then don't because either you are not sure about it or just feel lazy to think about its relevance

My colleague: Happy 2021! Hope you had a nice break.

Me: Same to you. Yes it was a nice quiet one. Hope you had a good one too

My colleague: Yeah I did. Was just glad to stay away from tech

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: I have been kind of annoyed with the lockdowns as it has limited my outdoor activities and made me circle back to tech for relaxation

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Sorry for whining :)

Me: Hmm...

My colleague: Are you alright amigo?

Me: Yes, all good.

My colleague: No, just think you might be suffering from the 'Hmm...syndrome'

Me: Hmm...lolz...

by RefNeil January 6, 2021

hmcftlr

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

hmug

How much you got - When El Chapo speaks to you you say hmug to ask how much of the $hit he has fro you

Yo, Bitch weed? hmug.

by hmug GOD February 14, 2021

HMM

HMM is used when being sarcastic or just thinking

HMM, yeah thanks captain obvious
HMM, yeah thats a good idea

by TCNade February 17, 2021