Japanese rain goggles

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

by C. Harper November 26, 2010

goggled

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.

Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.

by Jalapeno Flavor September 8, 2010

greggnant

A woman who is so far, that she could be mistaken for pregnant

(Used in reference to Gregg's Bakery)

Oi, Chardonnayy you look well Greggnant, you should lay off the pasties

by Born Too Slow November 27, 2016

goggle cunt

a random passerby who looks like a decent bloke but then you find out he does competitive swimming

he was cute but when he said he swam for the orcas i knew i got me a goggle cunt

by jemket April 18, 2017

Greggy

When your feeling sad, tired and hungry and you need a greggs

“Fuck sake Barry I’m feeling greggy today”

Wayne “did you see Debbie last night she was well greggy”
Steve “yeah she just need a sausage bean and cheese melt”

by xXgreggyXx June 13, 2018

giggle-goggle

when some are 'giggling' they make a sound that sounds close to the word 'goggle'

Man, that chic just giggle-goggled.

by Milly Massacre September 12, 2008

booty goggles

When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.

Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.

by macstudent47 July 9, 2009