Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Gitch

Guy bitch

That man was just a total gitch. Ya he nearly bumped. That girl over!!

by mistyc March 1, 2016

gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.

I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.

by Struk17 March 11, 2016

Gitch

A glitch is a man dating a women who is always doing what they say and is personally their bitch. They are what i call a girls bitch.

"Yo, dude your such a gitch to that girl."

by TheGitchBuster July 27, 2016

gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person

I heard Matt is a gooche boy.

by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016

gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.

Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.

by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016