Google Chrome

(proper noun): An overrated Web browser made by Google; praised mainly for its high speed and good security. In reality, however, it is outclassed by both its parent Chromium and its brother SRWare Iron - the main reason for its success lies within Google's amazing ability to advertise. Also has a huge tendency to start flamewars between its own users and those of Mozilla Firefox. In more extreme cases, such flamewars may also include users of Opera and Safari - or in the worst-case scenario, users of Internet Explorer as well.

User of Google Chrome: "Chrome > Firefox."
User of Mozilla Firefox: "No, Firefox > Chrome!"
(Flamewar promptly begins.)

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

Google

The modern generations way of cheating on pretty much anything in life.
-exams
-questions
-how-to projects
-making yourself look smart
-etc.

Steps to make a quick and subtle Google search
1)Remove all unneeded words from question
ex. How to fix a hole in your tire
to- Fix Hole Tire
2)Click I'm Feeling Lucky or simply search and look at the first few phrases under the first web page.
3)Fill in the gaps where Google puts ... and inform your friend of your knowledge

Question 5: How do subatomic particles accelerate?

Timmy: WTF?!? Hold on, let me check Google.

by SupraBro93 February 5, 2010

Googler

A person who uses Google.com often.

Whoa, you're such a googler.

by girlygirly1_9_9 February 21, 2008

googleplex

A google is a 1 with a hundred zero's following it (10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000). The mathemetition who created this number asked his 6-year-old son what 2 call it, and he replied, "google". And that was that. A googleplex is an awesomely huge number; a 1 with a google zero's following it. Even if a man lived 2 be 100 years old, and wrote 3 zero's during every second in his entire life, a googleplex STILL could not be written (i figured this out using an advanced calculater that could go into the googles, and my daddy helped me)!

don't be fooled by the infinately small point that turned out 2 be the entire univurse~ even that (which turned out 2 be everything there is existing today) didn't hold a googleplex space particles!

by superhero boy December 19, 2003

Googler

A person that appears to be very smart to when you talk online , but you find out that he just uses google to find out everything.

Clif: I was talking to Brett online and he knows some much about the Kinks.
Chapin: Well he's just probably a googler because he doesn't seem like a Kinks fan.
Clif: Yea your probably right because he was just basically saying their height's and birth dates.

by Clif February 22, 2007

googleplex

A ridiculously, obscenely huge number which is so vastly, mind-boggling big that you should probably don protective gear before evoking it. It can also be described as "insanity times infinity plus one".

There is not a googleplex of anything in the known Universe or any other universe. Perhaps of you were to add up all the atoms in all parallel universes in all dimensions of existence and then raise that to the power of itself, you might begin to approach a fraction of a percent of a googleplex.

by David Roomes February 19, 2004

googlewanking

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005