fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.

He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.

by McIronTwat March 9, 2017

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Ghost Bail

When you are dancing with your friends in a club and suddenly a group of them leave unnoticed and go home without warning.

Person 1: Where has Ella gone?

Person 2: I think she has ghost bailed
Person 1: But she was just here!

by Big Aaz August 14, 2016

Ghost meat

When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it

Did you get any ass last night?

Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?

by Hillin January 1, 2017

ghost-shave

youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!

"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"

by Krkič January 4, 2020

ghost bread

when something goes missing

sorry miss my homework’s ghost bread

by ineedtorestartmypotatoes January 27, 2020

All these ghosts

AND I STILL CAN’T FIND A BOO !!!

Guy 1) happy Halloween

Guy 2) all these ghosts and I still can’t find a boo

by Aabbcceedd January 31, 2020