by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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by el ttilood January 9, 2010
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- Carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- Make or be prone to making many mistakes
Noun
- A mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
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- George Noory; syndicated late night talk show personality. Host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM.
- Carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- Make or be prone to making many mistakes
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- A mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
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- George Noory; syndicated late night talk show personality. Host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM.
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Before finishing, the man pulls out and lets loose a cum eruption on the former virgin's head. Lastly, he tosses a handful of baby powder on her hair, which combines with the baby juice to take on the look of a powdered wig.
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