Gabe

An emo 15 year old boy who can't decide what he wants in life. He like likes to pose for pictures the same way every time. He has a girlfriend who will shove a spoon down a bitches throat if she messes with him or her😊
EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!

"Tru dat hoes" -Gabes girlfriend
"Gabe you can fuck yourself" -sierra muthu fukin Liggett 🖕

by Suckmydickist January 1, 2019

Gabby

Stupid fucking dumbass cunt

Would you look at that,gabby is being a fucking retard again

by Throck Morton January 3, 2019

gabe goral

Steals vbucks annoying and fucks up day

Gabe goral

by Thick ge January 8, 2019

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

gabby ferrara

Long, tall, blonde. Probably has green eyes and drives a white Nissan Altima

That girl is so white she must be gabby Ferrara

by McDonald’s sucks308 January 15, 2019

Gabe

Gabe. Known as the perfect guy best friend. Hanging out with him the first time he will be so open and kind and genuinely want to get to know you. Gabe is so magnetic that after this one time you will understand why everyone loves him. And if you’re lucky he’ll love you too, which also isn’t hard because he lets everyone into his huge heart. You can’t help but catch feelings for him even if you weren’t trying not too. And if you think you won’t, good luck!

I finally met Gabe, everything’s true. I think I might like him

by Harperskillet January 15, 2019

Gabe

A name you call someone who is being annoying and just lowkey gay
Like a nickname

Alfonsis: dude stop annoying me I’m tryna get this girls number
Lawrence: nah I’m gonna tell her you’re inbred and you won’t get her number
Alfonsis: fuck off gabe
Lawrence: *dies*

by POOPEATINBANDIT January 23, 2019