freshly

Post-masturbation sweaty glow accompanied by suspicious activity or appearance.

Jim was looking freshly when we showed up at his apartment unannounced.

by Twenty Twelve December 15, 2008

Freshman Red

When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.

Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.

by Commander Cool aka Me December 15, 2008

Freshershist

The ultimate freshness. Nearly the only way to achive this is with Old Spice. It is the Chuck Norris of freshness.

The only known people to have this are Bruce Campell, Isaiah Mustafa and Terry Crews

Fresh
Fresher
Freshest
Freshershist

or

"I used Old Spice this morning"
"I can tell, your pits are the Freshershist I have ever seen!"

by Old MacSpice May 20, 2010

freshmanitis

Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather

Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School

by Lil biggy November 18, 2013

freshmen slander

when UNFAIR upperclassmen UNFAIRLY get mad at and hate the INNOCENT freshmen for NO REASON.

i will not sit still for this so called freshmen slander...

by theanonymouscantaloupe November 16, 2020

crazy fresh

This word is used when describing something awesome! It's another way of saying "Awesome!", "that's great", or "yummy!" This phrase may be used when speaking in reference of a person, a persons actions, or a garden salad at Olive Garden.

Bongo - Hey yo! I just got my eye peirced
Hippers - Let me see. Wow! That is crazy fresh

by Dan T...AKA..Crazy Fresh August 21, 2006

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017