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Flexateslian

A liberal who cares a lot about politics, except when it comes to Tesla-ownership.
Catherine wants to leave Florida because it’s just too conservative, but she could never imagine driving anything but her Tesla; she’s a flexateslian.
by Plumsgalore December 26, 2024
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Filet-O-Fish

A product sold from McDonald's that nobody eats
Johnny: hey hunter. Whatchu got there?
Hunter: I'm eating a Filet-O-Fish!

Johnny: ew wtf. Who the hell eats that
by PalistanBall December 30, 2024
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flexation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Injuries include internal bleeding, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.
The victim shown signs of flexation in the autopsy report.
by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025
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filet-bia

I found shade at the beach, in the shadow of Kate’s filet-bia
by CFlea February 11, 2025
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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Flex

Old nigga whos 36 on discord
by Xoopy April 24, 2025
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