National fuck your wife day 

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

National fuck your wife day by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

National fuck your Classmate day 

6 November is national Fuck your classmate day, go fuck her

fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af

National fuck your Classmate day by Ananas95brekung October 31, 2020

National fuck your best friend day 

A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight

John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it

National fuck your best friend day by PRINCEMEL10234 June 7, 2021

National fuck your best friend day 

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

National fuck your best friend day by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021

National fuck your ex day 

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.

Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

National fuck your ex day by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022

National fuck your ex day 

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!

Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?

National fuck your ex day by Cyylic October 3, 2022

fuck your shit up 

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

fuck your shit up by Lambnesio September 17, 2008