Solomon Fairbanks

This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.

Dude I saw that guy walk into the house if Herbert. He’s a total Solomon Fairbanks.

by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024

Greasy Fabreze

Absolutely stinking squelchy wet fart

I was sitting with my Girlfriend when she let out a Greasy Fabreze (fart) and emptied the room with the putrid smell!

by Dead Mans Fingers February 11, 2024

Dirty Fairchild

When you get laid off from your job so you go to the drag bar to blow off some steam by getting some gay love.

Man, JB lost his job and was caught doing a dirty Fairchild at a club called PLAY

by Bigmeanween February 17, 2024

Dirty Fairchild

When you get laid off and spend your money at gay bars

Man, did you hear about JB?
Yeah, I heard he pulled a dirty Fairchild last week.

by Bigmeanween February 23, 2024

Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness

*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."

by koiyune June 7, 2024