Penis enhancement pills

What your dad uses for your stepsister.

Damn, I need those penis enhancement pills.

by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 24, 2022

meah and ethan

Meah and Ethan, the perfect couple. They are both very athletic and loves winning. They usually shipped by their best of friends. They secretly like each other, but they just try to hide it.

Meah and Ethan: hey!
Their friends: sup Methan. 🥴

by Melody Thomas November 21, 2020

Ethan

Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D

"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"

"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."

by sukuranus July 6, 2014

Ethan

a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!

omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!

by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016

Ethan

a disgusting, bleach-drinking, cold hot pocket-sucking scum of the earth who dumped my best friend because she found out he was cheating on her

Ethan, if you don't shut your goddamn dick-chugging pie hole, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out of that fat mouth of yours that you use to blow yourself at night when you're alone in your room watching porn.

by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

ethan miller

The only man to possess the power to withstand the beauty of the glorious wings of chestnut hair.

I didn't much of him at first but, then I saw his wings and realized it was the great Ethan Miller.

by Milan_TheWingLover February 1, 2017

eshansexual

When your sexuality is being incredibly dense and not realizing you're being hit on. Usually really nice guys, too nice or even borderline gay. Only realizes a few days after and goes on an alcohol rampage after.

hot person: *flirts with person
hot person: Hey I'm tired, wanna be a big strong man and get me a room ;)?
eshan: *gets room, hugs hottie, leaves
hot person: wtf?? is he... an eshansexual??

by lazykevin December 28, 2016