Schmeal Deal

A collection of pure top notch Schmeals. For the simple price of £3.50 at your local Morrisons

Morrison's got nothin on them Schmeal Deals

by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan

“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.

Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram

by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020

ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.

brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal

by Words of God January 13, 2020

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

Klam Deal

Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020