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donkey punch!

Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.

1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.

2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER

1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.

2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
by TrueDefs November 25, 2004
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donkeyism

the act of being stubborn like a donkey.
Mike is very stubborn, He has a bad case of Donkeyism
by Miss.Sara November 27, 2006
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Dankemark

When you take t up the ass too much then you get a tear in your asshole
Lauren took it up the ass every day that week till she got dankemark., "Fuck! no more i got Dankemark."
by Tommy Walsh December 20, 2008
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donkey lord

A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.
Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .

The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009
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Donkey Ass Balls

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass
by Pat1196 December 2, 2010
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donkeye

When you give someone a black eye by hitting them with you giant penis
Hey did you see that girl with the black eye? She must of got donkeyed.
by eldowildcat21 December 13, 2014
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Danky Panky

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED
Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP
by Mr.StealYoGurl March 22, 2015
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