The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022
Get the Croatian Spindler mug.When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
Get the Croatian flappy fap mug.Ew, that guy’s so creasty
by baked_poato October 8, 2022
Get the creasty mug.When you work in a restaurant as a cook, and wear an apron that covers your front. So you let your "member" hang free from your pants through the shift, only covered by your apron.
Bruh... I think Zack's been coasting this whole shift.... Can we get an "apron check?" Because it's making me uncomfortable.
by Number One Coaster in the Indu November 27, 2022
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Mal- “Sure, the crastle looks great so far!”
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by Clever claps February 4, 2023
Get the Crastle mug.something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!
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