twi!crack

The addictive psychotropic novel and its sequels, which has been blamed for the loss of an entire generation of American girls.

"Yeah dude, Cindy got into that twi!crack, and now she lost her scholarship to Dartmouth."

by canisqmajoris June 16, 2008

crack the clam

To penetrate a vagina.

Trixie is recruited into the caper as bait, and who wouldn't want to crack the clam of that hot mama?

by The Amazing AO August 22, 2008

crack hair

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

by cornflakes13 May 14, 2009

Crackage

Women's Butt Crack Cleavage = CRACKAGE. When NO THONG IS PRESENT (no whale tail), only butt crack. CRACKAGE.

"Wow check out that girls crackage, she didn't wear panties today, what a naughty girl."

"So this girl reached for the shoe box, and WOW, her Crackage was Everywhere!"

"I couldn't help but notice your crackage, can I take you out sometime?"

"Nice crackage, you're making me aroused, in the middle of the food court."

by Big_White_Ya_Know March 7, 2010

crack-rabbit

a crack smokeing bunny named henery with snake-bites and an earing

i have a crack-rabbit

by henery the crack rabbit November 19, 2010

crack pepper

Seasoning composed of Ground or chopped pubes. Add to pasta for a good afternoon snack.

My pasta was a bit bland so I spiced it up with some crack pepper.

by OGBirdman69 September 20, 2013

crack a joke

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it

Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."

by norristude March 21, 2014