glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025

Broken closet door

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.

My broken closet door gave me good luck.

by Generalsau July 24, 2025

Whisper closet

Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother

"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."

by Meinefresser July 25, 2025

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

flashlight in the closet

an uncircumcised penis

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.

by secretlover231 April 3, 2010