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Chinese Blueprint

Using a perfectly good item to repair the same broken item. Swapping parts from the known good item to the broken item. Often used when repairing complex machine such as an automobile or complicated electrical and/or mechanical machinery.
"I have no idea how to fix this piece of shit. I gotta find a working one so I can Chinese blueprint this bitch".
by tmunny127 January 29, 2015
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bad chinese

1) Diarrhea that follows ingestion of poorly cooked or undercooked foot which can include, but is not limited to Oriental food.
2) Semi-solid stool directly caused by the last thing a person eats
3) Any type of food poisoning
4) Chinese food that gives the consumer the bubble butts
5) Diarrhea farts
6) Mao Tse-Tung's Revenge
Get out of my way quick! Those tacos gave me some bad chinese!
by I. Richmond December 14, 2008
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Scene Chicks

Hot girls who wear tight jeans, cute shirts, & have badass piercings & occasionally tattoos.
Must be hot, have amazing hair & know how to make eyeliner look good ;
Priscilla & Chelsea are two of the hottest scene chicks we know...not like some of those ugly canadian scene skanks.
by Seymore Bootay May 15, 2008
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Chinese Snow Cone

Sexual act in which a willing partner of either sex lies supine, allowing partner to forcefully ejaculate into both nostrils, forming a wad of man-gravy to form into a pleasing cone shape upon vocal chords.
After I gave that bar slut a Chinese snow cone, she choked and never called me again. I hope she got a respiratory infection....
by Cleveland emt May 28, 2008
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chink wink

The appearance of most Asian's eyes.
When it looks like we're winking, but it's actually our normal look, therefore called the 'chink wink'.
by chinkyboiTyler May 24, 2009
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Chinese Donut

When a chinese man pulls open a womens butt hole with chop sticks after anal sex and skeets on her butt hole, making her ass look like a chinese donut.
I love you long time, so I'm going to take these chop sticks and give you a chinese donut.
by rhino velvet February 14, 2009
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Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008
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