cellist

a person who puts people in jail.

My friend is a cellist, locked away a couple last night.

by dave597 March 11, 2005

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

celine

One that has droopy eyes and usually dates ppl more than once (about 8 times). She also enjoys talking in weird voices that no one really likes and telling ppl that have a lot of pimples that they look like the Fourth of July. Usually cheats on a person but plays it off as them being "friends."

Wow, Celine said she was just friends with you. What the hell?!

by Chaz Michaels March 31, 2008

ceiling karl

Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.

by Henry Yau June 10, 2008

collin

A mofo bitch that will finesss your hoe. he has big titties and likes clities. A collin isnt the most attractive but he still pretty chill and you should add him on the gram @collin.crooms

the boi collin is fion

by ccrooms March 13, 2017

Collin

The most Annoying fucktard person out there likes to beat off to little kid and hit girls on the low

Jesus that man is being sick a Collin right now

by Coasta da real G September 30, 2018

Collin

Collins are boys with no sense of loyalty. They're usually not the brightest and don't know a good thing when they have it. They're troublemakers who like to push the boundaries to see what adults will allow. One of those ppl that parents and teachers love, but their peers know the real truth.

"god why is my boyfriend acting like such an idiot lately?" "Idk man he's such a Collin"

by 20procrastinator January 27, 2019