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the Chris Kluwe Gambit

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.
by james savik August 8, 2020
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Christiani

Only thee most AMAZING girl in the whole wide world. She is the most beautiful and kind and sweet girl that you could ever know.
Christiani looks pretty in that dress today.
by MysterioM45 February 5, 2010
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puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.
Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike
by designs on you July 18, 2006
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Christelle

Christelle is the most hottest and prettiest girl in the world. If you know a Christelle never let her go or betray her. She is AMAZING at kissing and is into Filipinos. Christelle is also the smartest girl you could ever meet. She has the most perfect body. Christelle is usually brown skinned petit and is a very trust worthy friend.

If you do decide to mess with a Christelle, she will come at you. It will always come back to you. Most importantly, don’t ever mess with her love life. Always respect a Christelle and love her. She is one in a million
Christelle is amazing

Wow I wish I was Christelle

I never should have let Christelle go. She is so hot and gorgeous
by Anonymous4827374 October 27, 2018
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Agatha Christie

Famous English, who is outsold only by the Bible and Shakespeare, Agaha Christie is famous for vreating such detectives as Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple and her famous denouements in her books.
"Agatha Christie, I couldn't guess your killer again!"
by smokeyheinz October 21, 2008
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Chris Wolstenholme

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
by curious_orange December 23, 2008
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Chripster

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.
"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."
by Red Couch August 17, 2011
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