A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009
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My boyfriend's a real ball bustee, he let me kick him in the balls until they swelled like golf balls.
by Aisling666 August 9, 2013
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The origin of the name is from a very old incident. Once upon a time, a busty woman wore this shirt(very cheap) and her tees got busted and boobies were out. From then onwards, the brand was renamed to bustedtees.
The origin of the name is from a very old incident. Once upon a time, a busty woman wore this shirt(very cheap) and her tees got busted and boobies were out. From then onwards, the brand was renamed to bustedtees.
Yesterday she wore a Bustedtees and guess what happened!! Her mellons were out with full view in the pub.
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