Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.

Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017

McKayla Burley

she is a girl that is hot as fuck.

damn that ass McKayla Burley

by hot ass hoe May 19, 2017

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

Gurley Burley

The Gurley Burley is an unusual creature who performs oral sex on his teacher Mr. Copp to pass the class. Gurley Burley also fishes but is only ok at it, he has a Ford Ranger but if you say it’s fruity he’ll try to fight you but quickly back down.

You got a bitch truck and it’s fruity Gurley Burley!
Gurley Burley: Lets fight Mike

by JacksonBrooklin October 30, 2018