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Throwing the burrito 

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.
Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.
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Meat and Cheese burrito 

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

Dora this is burritotototototo 

When something is so bad that it's burritotototototo
1: Dora this is burritotototototo
2: i agree

A fucking Roblox burrito

chipotle burrito can fucking cause one hell of a mess
Human 1: try a fucking Roblox burrito human 2: yes

Chile relleno burrito

Jerking off in a sleeping bag
Person A: yo bro you tryna go camping?
Person B: only if we can make a chile relleno burrito ;)
Person A: okay 👌

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa 

Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*