Burger King

A subsidized fast food restaurant that uses foot lettuce.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in you Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus," said Top 15s - Dillan is chillin.

by Pre-Writing May 28, 2018

Sick Burger

A 3/4 lb. of burger (sirloin, chuck, or whatever) heavily saturated with butter, spices, herbs, and AZ gunslinger, grilled to preference, and placed gently between two buttered and grilled buns.Homemade secret sauce excessively applied to bun (mandatory). Other toppings optional.

Caution: Sick burger takes, on average, 2.6 years off most healthy individuals.

"Dude, why are you laying on the floor like that?"
"He can't talk, he just had two sick burgers."

"Man, that sick burger last night really gave me the runs!"

by Chris & Calvin January 24, 2009

Texas Burger

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

by T-Winner July 10, 2009

Mean Burger

A mean burger is the bomb of all hamburgers. When you cook a mean burger, you add your own spices, you grill it to perfection. No fast food chain can compare to the burger you just cooked.

Mean burgers are few and far between now a days. Even legend some say...

"Yo man, that was a hella mean burger you just grilled up!"

by TheDaddy0420 October 1, 2009

8oz burger fart

8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.

Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"

by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013

Little Swiss Bunshine Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with Swiss cheese, served on a buttered bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Swiss Bunshine Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Final Kraut Down Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018