Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.

I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!

by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019

Polk county breakfast

When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!

by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021

Becfast

Breakfast time with a girl called Bec

Morrow morning Bec im having you for becfast.

by Garbo007 March 14, 2019

Buckfast Bandolier

A collection of regrets you visibly carry around with you. (GB)

A bottle of Buckfast has the ability to generate many regretful situations due to inebriety, so visibly carrying a bandolier of vials of the vile liquid is tantamount to future regrets in the making.

"Hey isn't Dave seeming a bit preoccupied?"
"Yeah, he's been carrying his regrets like a Buckfast bandolier."

by AtomicNicos July 24, 2022

Breakfast of Champions

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

Bong Hit!

by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004