Portugese Breakfast

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006

breastestes

a girl whos breast are oddily shaped and small(one breast bigger then the other)

dam girl ur breastestes are like my grandmas and she aint even got titts.

by marrisol August 11, 2006

German Breakfast Infaculation

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

have for Breakfast

1. An item or person who is more powerful or stronger than another could quite easily 'have for breakfast' the weaker one. I.E. they could destroy it or take it down 'a peg' or two.
2. A ravishing and usually dominant individual who could quite easily pick someone to 'have for breakfast'. In this case, the result would be sex where the individual would 'call the shots' and the someone merely submit (possibly in gratitude).

1. That Aston Martin Vanquish could have for breakfast that Mini Cooper.
2. That hot chick could have for breakfast lame-boy over there.

by Crunchd April 27, 2008

breakfast of champions

fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee

This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"

by Lotireg October 1, 2007

Canadian Breakfast

Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.

Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.

"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."

by TheMaskedAvenger-eh August 17, 2012

Irish Breakfast

To be sucked off by a red head or an Irish person.

Jenny gave me the ol’ Irish Breakfast after a stressful day at work.

by despicable. October 27, 2018