Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks

Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.

by iloveRb26's November 19, 2016

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Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

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baby lady

An attractive female, typically your girlfriend. Unless you're a douch bag.

I could use one every night with a certain baby lady of mine.

by catchymagician January 10, 2019

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Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009

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Piss baby

Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.

Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby

by Flowerfliff June 20, 2021

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