Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)

Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby

by Mac The Frog April 30, 2019

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bobby langford

this dude is a 16 year old dude, and he STILL doesn't have his learners. This dude does nothing except play fire emblem and faps all the freaking time. He is a freaking NNNEEERRRDDD!!!

He is so Bobby Langford

by Mydude.com September 11, 2018

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classic bobby

When she lets you tongue punch her fartbox with meth rocks on your tongue.

“I took her home from the bar. Then i gave her the Classic Bobby”
“She didnt’t know she was in for the Bobby”

by iiTzXan May 28, 2023

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A Bobby Johnson

A euphemism for sucking cock.

I would like a Bobby Johnson please.

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020

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Bobby Knight

The act of squeezing or "choking" male genitalia or female breasts until a vein become pronounced, protrouds, or "pop out" and can be easily seen. The refers to the legendary coach's face when angry, combined when he choked his player on the sideline of a game.

I Bobby Knighted Larissa's titties so hard last night, I could have started an IV in them!

by jjack314 March 29, 2022

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