Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.

"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."

by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008

angry zombie

is when your recieving oral sex from a girl. when she stops you bite a chunk out of her cheek, then slowly walk away saying "brains".

Tim: Whats with the blood on your face?
Rick: i just gave my girl an angry zombie.
Tim: high five.

by spadedace January 1, 2009

Angry Cork

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, and you pull out and stick a cork in her ass before she shits all over you

this time she wont shit on me, cause im gonna angry cork her ass

by corkmaninass January 23, 2011

Angry Poon

1. A vagina suffering from an infection that causes throbbing, burning, soreness and/or discharge.
2. A female who is into S&M-type intercourse.

1. My poon is angry.

2. This chick gave me some angry poon last night.

by Cakelessa January 2, 2012

Angry Donkey

When a young Italian man gets all pissy. Generally it's from the angry "ehh-uhn" noise they make, but also in reference to "Dominic the Italian Christmas donkey".

"Jeez Darv, Tony sure is being an angry donkey"
"Ohhh yus he eees HA HA HA - Gude won"

by SteveB89 July 13, 2016

Angry Hitler

When you give a girl angry dragon and then immediately throw pubes in her face giving her a full blown hitler mustache

Yeah last night I gave a girl a mean angry hitler

by Absosbs February 15, 2019

Angry Dragon

Immediately after you nut in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head with a microwave and make it come out her nose. When she gets up (if she gets back up...) she will look like an angry dragon.

Damn man, I made my girl look like an Angry Dragon last night. But hopefully her head, will feel better in a few days.

by Daddy Third Leg😝 May 7, 2019