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Angry Donkey

The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance
Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok
by silvermanblue June 23, 2010
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Angry Terrorist

An Angry Terrorist is when you and a buddy feel like doing something for a joke or revenge. What you do is find a girl you really like, and follow her home. Wait for her to fall asleep, and begin to Masturbate in front of her house (your buddy has a camera) then as your about to Cum, to Bust through her Door and run as fast as you can to her room Screaming "Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah" and jump on her bed and bust your Jizz all over her Face. then at that moment your buddy takes a picture of it and posts it up on Google.
Ex 1. Dude, that bitch fucking Spam Dedede on Brawl, im going to give her a Angry Terrorist.

Ex 2. I totally gave her an Angry Terrorist for not fucking me last night.
by Big Dick Dex September 27, 2009
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angry dragon

When close to ejaculation during felatio the recipient holds down the head of the giver which forces jizz to come out of her nose.
Man you got something oozing out of you nose... I caught you with that angry dragon didn't I.
by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004
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Angry Hitler

When you shave a jewish girls eyebrow (only one) and then nut on her upper lip. Then you throw the eyebrow you just shaved onto her upper lip like hitlers mustache.
Dude, last night I gave some girl the Angry Hitler when she was sleeping.
by Michael Singh December 24, 2007
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angry bath

A way to discipline your bitch if she is misbehaving, fill a tub with water, force her to watch you piss in it, and then force her to sit it in until she learns to behave and do what you want her to do.
Ronny was having problems with his girl not listening to him so I recommended he give her several angry baths to put her in check
by slayskill August 10, 2004
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angry bull

When getting head from a girl and your about to nut, pull the girls head all the way down so your dick is in her throat. When you cum, she'll choke and the cum will shoot out of her nose, giving her the look of an angry bull.
Jim: I gave Nicole the angry bull and almost died laughing!!!
by Lil Tigger July 1, 2005
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angry orchard

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.
by mullens patron September 9, 2015
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