Two angry camels in a tiny car

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

by Purplishisness January 26, 2010

Angry Pirate of Penzance

Its a variation of the Angry Pirate. Except with the Angry Pirate of Penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. Caution with this one. Since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his ass in case he gets angry that you came in his eye and kicked him in the shin. This may cause him to go sex nuts and retard strong and give you a Doug Henning in return.

I'm not gay, but I gave Bias an Angry Pirate of Penzance last night. I did not think he was gay until I saw that he enjoyed it.

by assclown69 June 12, 2008

angry penis

An angry penis is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.

Dude last night I had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but I felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then I felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry penis was like no fuck that... that shits nasty im not getting hard for that one.

by alotofstuffdd February 2, 2014

Angry Virgin

A person who calls another person a simp because they don’t get as much pussy as the other

“Oh what a simp!!” said Mark
“Sucks to be you, ya angry virgin” says Joe

by El_Gerardo_44 June 12, 2020

angry butt barber

when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.

I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride

by motoboat August 24, 2010

angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.

He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within

by Welsher September 18, 2006

Angry Joe

A drink invented on a euro-trip to ease the pain of his recent break up, Joe invented the Angry Joe out of desperation. The 3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of sweetened lime juice over ice in a rocks glass goes down too easy and will make you want to fuck things that you've never considered fucking before.

Billy had 7 Angry Joes and tried to fight the police!

by PJCIV January 15, 2009