Half hour shower of power.

When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.
person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.
by Chayse81 June 01, 2012
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When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...
Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..
by Anthony D.... January 03, 2005
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Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram
It's mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ what y'all mad at?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ
by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017
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45 miles per hour-er

Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.
"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"

"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"

"O ryt. What a noob"
by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009
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"have you ever thought what does 'school' mean?"

"i think it stands for: 'seven cruel hours of our lives'"

"ok, thanks!"
by Catakuri April 15, 2021
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Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just canโ€™t seem to bust them.
Iโ€™m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019
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Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.
A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.
by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009
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