Alex Kralie

its that dude in marble hornets that likes to yell at people for having dogs, he's also played by Joseph DeLage who is also shown in Troy wanger's (creator of {marble hornets}) separate channel "THAC TV"
Alex Kralie is basically just some psychopath in a horror web series that hates simple plan and tends to shoot Jay and break tim's leg with a rock.

"You brought your dog!"
Sarah: "Alex-"
"MEMORIES YOUR LINES"

example 2

“Even better news..guess what’s battery powered.”

plays sick beats,

“Oh god..this just got better”

example 3

*jay breaks into alex's house*

"Hey jay you forgot your flashlight >:c"

example 4

jay: "alex?!"
*alex shoots jay*
slender: "hey uh alex kralie im going to take your script supervisor and never return him, oki bye"

by aferretboinamedtobes August 5, 2020

Alex Ching

Some fucking moron who plays TF2 in the current year of 2020. He is very edgy and cranky and he is a knife carrier. He is also well known for holding the channel on YouTube as know of Engineer Gaming. It's famous and he has about 69,000 subs. He also uses a sad cowboy emoji. He is also well known reddit user and Discord mod who doesn't like people posting memes in General. And he doesn't like @everyone commands.

"lol, Alex Ching stop stabbing me, it's really mean."

"Alex Ching, I hate you are should die of the cancer"

"I'm gonna ping Alex Ching on Discord lmfao"

by Thecancermeme November 11, 2020

Alex

Its this pussy ass nigga about like 5ft and weighing like around 300, he pretty nappy, single asf cuz no chick likes a guy with big ass lonjas, has feet lookin like bolillos, sells candy and chips thinking about working at the swapmeet in the future

Joel:Damn who's that dumbass😂
Jorge: oh thats alex

by Juanjooo March 2, 2019

Alex

Super dumb, always has the last word, never gets a gf, stupid as fuck and is a real pain in the arse hole. Untrustworthy and looks like 6 generations in the futur of Donald trump

Alex has an ugly face

by Voison June 4, 2018

Alex

Fat Mexican Bastard!!! He won't stop talking about Burritos. He has a micro Penis and smells like tortillas and bitch

Fred: Eww, hun stay away from him he's an Alex.
Sam: Oh dear me, I pray to forget today

by JigglyTittiCommiti January 19, 2020

alex (girl)

Alex is a girls name too, you can love her, she is so sweet, kind, and always looking hot. She is a girl you want to be friends with

You're hanging out with Alex (girl) ?!?

Ya!!

Ugh you're so lucky, I know you will have fun

by Kathleen Sindhi December 22, 2013

Alex Rodriguez

Meth-mouth full of rotten teeth smells like shit and piss

That little old caveman Alex Rodriguez preys on young girls and boys he's a full blown pedophile

by pubefacecaveman December 15, 2022