Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.

Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!

by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019

Alabama Yin Yang

When you 69 with your cousin.

Me and Celia, Phyllis' kid on ma's side, made an Alabama Yin Yang in the barn yesterday.

by Mr Jyggiphli July 15, 2022

Alabama Kickin Chicken

When you take raw chicken skin and put hot sauce on it and masturbate with it around your penis.

I didnt get any last night so I decided I would please myself with some Alabama Kickin Chicken.

by Smitty Brothers March 1, 2020

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016