Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass

Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019

Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.

Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!

by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022

Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016

Alabama Trash Bag

Covering the head of a family during anal sex.

My cousin Christy looks great in her Alabama Trash Bag

by TheWalrusFlap February 12, 2023

alabama corn dip

When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.

Ryan had sex with Jessica and got Alabama corn dip.

by Bigscurr April 4, 2016

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

Alabama steam engine

The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person

Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"

by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021