Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016

Alabama Trash Bag

Covering the head of a family during anal sex.

My cousin Christy looks great in her Alabama Trash Bag

by TheWalrusFlap February 12, 2023

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023

Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.

During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.

by Girthworm August 6, 2022

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

Alabama steam engine

The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person

Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"

by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021