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Alyssa

alyssa is the sweetest girl you’ll meet. she is fiercely loyal to her friends and will always be there to talk or go on a night car ride and blast music. alyssa is always a good time and everyone loves her vibe. alyssa is very beautiful and is constantly rejecting boys.
Me:yeah alyssa is coming over
you: omg i love alyssa she’s so hot
by honest_girl March 21, 2022
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Alyssa

is a beautiful girl who refuses to believe she is no matter how much you try to convince her, an Alyssa can be somewhat sarcastic, a Alyssa is a really great friend, Alyssas are kind and willing to help anyone in need, they are also therapists of friend groups, an Alyssa usually rants about their personal life to their close friends whenever it happens, Alyssas usually just like to say the things on their mind out of no where, it is never a dull moment when you talk to an Alyssa, you can literally talk about a book, and it can be somewhat interesting, Alyssas are trust worthy and loyal, they trust and believe other people easily, but if you lie to them, they would usually ignore you so that you can stop talking to them, do not get on their bad side as well, if you ever tried to pick a fight with an Alyssa, prepare your self because your in for a world of pain, Alyssas have a lot of witty come backs when it comes to fighting them, they spit facts and offends when you try to proove your point at something, Alyssas are smart, and brave, even when they slack, they can still do a good job, Alyssas love to prove their points or what they believe in right so if your trying to prove your point right with an Alyssa, it is no use, Alyssas are also very forgiving so if you have an Alyssa in your life hold on to them, you are a very lucky person if you have an Alyssa in your life. Alyssas also like to bring up good memories from the past, and bring up nostalgic things.
Friend 1 - Alyssa is such an forgiving person..

Friend 2 - I know right? man how could she even forgive those so called "friends" of hers after making her drink toilet water??!!! and still be friends with them??!!!

Friend 3 - Alyssa is to forgiving and kind for her own sake, I can't believe she didn't even report that to the teachers after that incident

Friend 2 - yeah.. she literally only told her mom, man I wonder how her mom reacted about all this..

Friend 1 - yikes!...
by thisisnotmymain March 29, 2022
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Alyssa

A girl fat ass like her ass is so fat like it’s so big..
Guy 1: YOOO did you see Alyssa’s ass today it was looking extra juicy!
Guy 2: Dude wtf 😬
by IMTHEKILL4 March 30, 2022
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Some girl sitting next to me. so cringe a girl would never sit next to me amogous
Alyssa is cringay
by Jaqueaviontavious April 12, 2022
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Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
by BobBuilds April 29, 2022
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Alyssa McGhee

The type of girl you never wanna leg go if she will always be there for you and she will make sure you know that. She will always be there to make you laugh and cheer you up, Alyssa McGhee deserves the whole world
“Omg who’s that girl?”
“It’s Alyssa McGhee the best person ever!”
by Benisberry2020 May 4, 2022
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Alyssa

Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.
Guy 1 "I really like alyssa"

Guy 2 "THE FUCK YOU SAY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
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