Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.
I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.
by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 09, 2019
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wet 40

Back in the day (the 70's) in LA County Jail - you were allowed to have cash - up to $40 - to spend on commissary and whatever else you wanted to buy. In order to get the inmate the cash, you had to hand it to a jailer who would then put it in an envelope and get it to the inmate. What they didnt know was people were putting hits of acid on the bills. Once they found this out, whenever you would give money to a guard, they would dunk it in water before giving it to the inmate... thus the term "Wet 40."
Hey Holmes, did you get any money for smokes?

I got a Wet 40.

You got my money bro?
Here's a Wet 40.
by 949Scott August 03, 2021
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wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear
Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.
by Griche$ January 15, 2018
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Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.
I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.
by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018
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wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye
hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder
by glizzy_gobbler June 23, 2022
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Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.
by JefficialBusiness June 20, 2018
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Wet Stu

Dropping a moist or fully liquid cheese Ball to the Chest and face
She loved it when she received the Wet Stu to the face after seeing the Annis open up
by Cheese Brick February 10, 2021
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