A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.
It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.
Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.
Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
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Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
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I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.
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