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Donkey Cheese

The smell that derives from the accumulation of sweat by someone who does a profuse amount of ketamine, with an attempt of the smell being covered up by incense, weed, and finger paint. The end result is the smell of donkey cheese
Bro shes a straight wook, smellin’ like donkey cheese everywhere she goes. Aint no way in hell im dicking her down.
by @The_PFR September 27, 2020
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Donkey Suckle

When a person/s gives a male oral sex but uses no tongue, lips, and/or gums, but only uses its teeth. The teeth scrap the penis until ejaculation from the pain. The person giving oral sex may eey-aww afterwards.
Austin received a Donkey Suckle from Caitlin and it wasn't even awkward afterwards.
by Poopmama18 November 17, 2013
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donkey spoon

When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.
"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."
by Potato Balls May 6, 2016
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Swamp Donkey

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023
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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."
by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017
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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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