A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
Get the J-tankmug. A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
Get the Fish tankmug. by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022
Get the In the tankmug. by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022
Get the The Tankmug. a full tank just means your bladder is full and you need to go answer the call of nature and you cant hold it in anymore
by edp445balls June 21, 2024
Get the full tankmug. by JohnGulbani February 8, 2025
Get the Nigger Tankmug. A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.
by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024
Get the Timmy tankmug.