Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

by twistedmind420 August 28, 2020

Retard Rumble

A large brawl consisting of people with special needs. Winner takes all, fight to the death.

Hey Johnny, got any plans for tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to watch the Retard Rumble at the children's Hospital.

by Rustic Undies February 28, 2020

profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard August 20, 2017

retard-strength

n The quality or condition of extreme physical strength.

Dude, that guy's got retard-strength!

by Canajan November 17, 2007

retard box

a box of rewards for special ed students.

Romo got candy out of the retard box.

by Shroomster77 September 20, 2008

Really Retarded

Next level retardedness.

Bobby: “Hey Brandon, did you here about Austin”
Brandon: “Yea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: “Damn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”

by Closet Gayng February 07, 2021

retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte

Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.

by The Actual Marshall September 15, 2006