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Jesus Roll

When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
by Munche May 1, 2009
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Jesus Party

A group of 12 people who were brought up as catholic/christian. They rebel the rules and are hard core atheists. They meet for a 'Jesus Party' Where they drink white wine and talk about the future dread. Once they're riled up; considering there's no crucifixes they just decide to have an orgy. (Jesus is the safe word)
OMG this orgy is so good, Ouch thats too big for my bum!! Jesus, Jesus!! Thank you for respecting my safe word and stopping. This is historically known as many different names and events, but this is the most fun. Look in in the mirror in the dark and say 'Jesus Party' 3 times then open your eyes and you will be at the event. You wont regret it.
by kxlee1234 January 11, 2021
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Hispanic Jesus

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus}
by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019
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The Jesus Prayer

The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."
Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.
by ohyeahpat August 1, 2012
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Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus
I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus
by Christian88888 October 13, 2012
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high on jesus

Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.
by xylena June 22, 2006
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Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.
- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005
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