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Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.
"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."
by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020
mugGet the Over-Covidmug.

Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.
Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid Tanmug.

COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.
The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.
by airsafe September 4, 2020
mugGet the COVID Timemug.

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
mugGet the Covid daymug.

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"
by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021
mugGet the COVID-21mug.

Covid Callus

The callus behind your ears from masks
Bruh my ears sore asf from these damn masks.

Oh you don't have that covid callus yet
by JohnaldWently January 7, 2022
mugGet the Covid Callusmug.

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