November 24

national eli is talking to someone day and he’s gonna ruin it day

you: oh it’s November 24th
me: eli is out there ruining his chances getting pussy
you: BLEHHHH :3 XD XP^_^ >_<

by Eli is hot November 24, 2022

March 24

Fuck Your Female Best Friend Day

HUmP ME fUCk mERrE today is fuck your female best friend day March 24

by Granger December 9, 2022

June 24

Have a shopping spree today it’s June 24th the new national day

Person 1:Hey do you what to go to the mall

Person 2: sure why

Person 1: BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL SHOPPING SPREE DAY! Did you forget it’s June 24th?
Person 2: oh yea but you can pay

by Kate24th March 21, 2023

March 24

Nation rail your shortest friend day.

Don't be scared. Do it!!

Boy : "Let me rail you,it's march 24"
Short friend : "well it is March 24"

by Chickennuggetsveryburnt March 23, 2023

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

March 24

national give your bf head day

randomly start giving your bf head on march 24

by unknown person202 March 24, 2023

Person 24

Person 24 died i while ago. Some erased from existence to save the person specimens

Person 15: I miss person 24
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-

Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!

by LemonBoiIsHappy May 10, 2023